Where do I even begin to commiserate my hatred with this facial hair travesty. The goatee (a distant bastard stepchild of a beard) is typically adorned by only the trashiest of human beings. Usually found in and around trailer parks, prisons, professional baseball teams, pool halls and Harley shops, the pubic flaw is an excellent beacon for finding the members of the gene pool with IQ scores that rate on the lower end of the scale. It also tends to be the first facial hair style adopted by steroid using high school jocks. Urban dictionary offers us this definition:
Goatee- What douches use to identify their douchebaggery. The safest way there is to make sure no member of the opposite sex whatsoever even thinks about you twice.
Girl #2 – Oh my god, he’s so unfuckable!
Girl #1 – Yeah, what a douche!