Tag Archives: fashion

Furry Animal Hats

This is a new trend but it looks stupid, and I feel that the people supporting this trend are also stupid. Take it back to Japan where it belongs. That is all.

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Valentine’s Day

I wasn’t going to write about this topic, out of fear that people suspect this blog of being too negative. It was also borderline cliché to attack Valentine’s Day on February 14th. Well this blog is negative and that’s why … Continue reading

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Bro Hos

YIKES! These girls scare me more than their ‘roided out boyfriends. First of all, they can drink more than their boyfriends due to the lack of brain cells that would normally be damaged from alcoholic intake. This is dangerous, because … Continue reading

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Guest Rant: Fisherman Pants

As if trying to blend into a different culture while traveling isn’t hard enough, there are, ironically, fewer things other than fisherman pants to really make you look like a supremely uncultured douche. It’s almost as terribly un-classy as going … Continue reading

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Raccoon Tails

What is up with this trend? Davey Crocket was a bad ass that fought at the Alamo, what the hell have you done with your life? Let’s list it off, you went shopping at Urban Outfitters, then you got your … Continue reading

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…Goatees

Where do I even begin to commiserate my hatred with this facial hair travesty. The goatee (a distant bastard stepchild of a beard) is typically adorned by only the trashiest of human beings. Usually found in and around trailer parks, … Continue reading

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