Tag Archives: goatees

Bro Hos

YIKES! These girls scare me more than their ‘roided out boyfriends. First of all, they can drink more than their boyfriends due to the lack of brain cells that would normally be damaged from alcoholic intake. This is dangerous, because … Continue reading

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…Goatees

Where do I even begin to commiserate my hatred with this facial hair travesty. The goatee (a distant bastard stepchild of a beard) is typically adorned by only the trashiest of human beings. Usually found in and around trailer parks, … Continue reading

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